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Oh Quizmasters, You’ve Never Been More Wrong

June 18th, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in Energy, Entertainment, Health, What the...?!

It is my firm belief that the following test is skewed, and does not properly account for computer geeks or gamers, who have an unbelievable practiced speed-click ability with a computer mouse.

This seems like an entirely silly way to determine someone’s caffeination levels. If you want a truly scientific method, test your blood. The only sad thing is, by the time you get the results, they probably won’t help you, since caffeine only stays in your blood for like 4 hours before you pee it out.

Today I am exhausted, I didn’t sleep well at all last night. I got up, got into the shower, and for some reason it just would not stop squeaking at me. I usually get rid of that sound by turning the shower part off and on again and after a couple of times it will usually adjust and stop making noises. Today it was like pure torture, being half-comatose and having to deal with that ungodly squelch every fifteen seconds.

The Caffeine Click Test - How Caffeinated Are You?
OnePlusYou Quizzes and Widgets

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Terrible Tuesdays

May 6th, 2008 | 1 Comment | Posted in Catharsis, Err., Tech Support, What the...?!, Work

Good grief. Exam week for college students apparently makes everyone grumpy and annoying. At first I thought, maybe I’m not being polite enough, so I tried harder on the phones today.

Then I heard other people in the call center dealing with angry clients, too. Apparently during exam week, everything is an emergency, and everyone’s computer is broken, and everyone needs it fixed now or sooner.

Couple this with an onslaught of completely retarded problems, like previously mentioned e-mail account issues and students who can’t follow directions.

To add insult to injury, the students still continue to queue up in the entrance way that is shared between student parking and faculty & staff parking, thereby blocking my car from leaving for lunch and making me wait, honking and angry, to get back into the faculty & staff parking after lunch, and making me late. They just sit there, waiting on someone to leave, so they can get into a parking space, instead of moving along and looking for parking elsewhere.

At least there’s an end-of-the-year party I’m invited to tonight. Maybe I’ll push one of them off the deck and into the river. That’ll make me feel better.

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Staggering U.S. Waste and Excess as Art

My friend over at The Fate of Tyrlon (and other dubious things) pointed me to an interesting site he stumbled upon with the Stumble Upon toolbar. It’s on Portfolio.com, a web site by Conde’ Nast, and it’s about how Chris Jordan uses staggering facts and figures about waste and excess in the United States and visually represents them with the objects in question.

It took me a minute to figure out what was actually going on, but if you will zoom in, you’ll see that each of these photos is made up of thousands or millions of items.

[This site requires Flash, so make sure you have that installed first. You probably do, but if nothing shows up, that's what's up.]

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iMovie Festival 2008

Last night I attended the first annual iMovie Festival at the university at which I am employed. It’s not the first ever held, just the first one here. I have to say, it was pretty enjoyable.

I was expecting a series of more and more horrible films, and maybe a few shining-star examples that would probably win it all. Instead, I found a quirky set of five films that all had to include the phrase “over at the UC” (short for University Center) and at least one Apple product.

The first film was about a couple of guys hanging out and deciding to go get some food, then go up to a cliff to hang out and talk about serious life-goal type stuff. And of course, some kids are rolling along, and one guy is drivingĀ  while texting and he ends up hitting them. It was all very dramatic.

The second film was about “Urban Parkour” - although I suspect either these guys were very bad at it, or just mocking it. It wasn’t quite clear enough to be “laughed with” instead of “laughed at.” There was also a lot of really annoying slow-motion and bad techno music behind it.

The third film was called “Mozzerella Mahem,” about an undercover sting operation to bust an illegal cocaine-disguised-as-cheese ring based out of a pizza parlor. The cop is of course, discovered, and when the dealers try to run away, he busts out into an overly-elaborate action movie fight scene. Which, I might add, was really bad, but really funny.

The fourth film was by the campus Apple student rep, who did a film about possible meanings for the letters “UC” - it was okay. Some of the parts of this film were funny, at least. It was mostly just him looking into his iSight camera on his Mac and talking. The black & white filter and stylings were nice. Not terribly impressed though. I give him points for creativity.

The fifth and final film was probably saved for last on purpose. It was pretty awesome for what it was. The production value was nice for their budget and equipment. It was kind of a “Deadman’s Curve” meets “The Ring” meets every other film where they use that ghostly black-hair-over-the-face girl that crawls around really fast in stop-motion. But still, the makers of this film did a really good job.

And rightly so, because they won this competition and an iPod Touch - while the runner-up got an iPod Nano and the rest of the competitors got Shuffles.

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Old Theme Restored

April 9th, 2008 | 1 Comment | Posted in Blog, Bloggy Goodness, Technology, What the...?!, software

I’ve gone back to the old theme, because there was just too much broken on the new theme and I didn’t like the way the theme author tried to override several aspects of Word Press’ default functions. So for now, it’s back to the old white and blue. Enjoy it while it lasts.

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