The Raging Tech

My Favorite Pants

My favorite pair of pants is awesome for several reasons:

• They’re bondage pants - meaning they have straps and chains that go to various hooks and holes all around the pants, giving me endless configuration options, or the option to remove them completely.
• They have huge pockets that don’t bulge when I carry stuff.
• They’re cool looking.
• They are white with black trim, the only white pants I own.
• I bought them at Hot Topic a few months ago because I wanted to hang on to my youth for just a little longer.
• The legs zip off, so they’re also shorts. How novel!

These pants are also very comfortable, and I’m glad I bought them. They make older folks uncomfortable around me. You’ll probably notice a lot of the goth kids or the kids who are into heavy metal and dark make-up wear them. And then there are regular people like me who just like them.

Who am I kidding? Me? Regular? Blah. I don’t think I could be normal if I tried. I don’t mean that in an arrogant, non-conformist sort of way. Just more of a “I’m a weirdo” kind of way.

Dockers is having a TV commercial contest - you should create a video detailing “A Day in the Life of My Favorite Pants” and submit it to NBC’s website here: Dockers contest

If you’re a budding film maker, you could win a chance to see your ad aired during The Tonight Show with Jay Leno! That’d be a huge break for just about anybody that wins. Check it out!

Miscellaneous Henchman Guards Need Pants, Too

So if you’re planning on building up your own small army of miscellaneous henchmen guards to protect your fortress that houses your secret headquarters, you’ll need to give them pants.

Wimpy jeans or khakis just aren’t going to do the trick. These henchmen may be called into a fierce battle at any moment. Maybe your fortress is a mile underground and surrounded by thick forest. There could be crawling around in the dirt or repelling down a mountainside, or intense hand-to-hand combat. You don’t want your minions to rip their pants and have to replace them every couple of days, do you?

That’s why LAPoliceGear.com has some seriously hard-core BDU (Battle Dress Uniform) pants. Check it out, for all your henchmen tactical gear needs, especially really tough pants. My favorite item on the site was their cool 5.11 tactical gear glasses, to protect your eyes from things like empty bullet casings.